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marmolita ([personal profile] marmolita) wrote 2018-12-12 01:18 am (UTC)

Re: obviously I'm gonna do this here where I never go instead of on Tumblr where I am always

23. fics you wanted to write but didn't

YEAH SO on tumblr I mentioned the girl!Noctis/Ravus arranged marriage epic but here I'm gonna talk about a different couple which are:
1) The Ardyn/Noct ritual sex arranged marriage AU! I actually started this one and was gonna write it with dustofwarfare but it didn't actually happen. The idea was that Noct is the king of light, which means he has to be ritually married to the immortal accursed, in order to ensure peace and daylight and keep the daemons away. Ardyn lives in a cave and hasn't been seen in centuries. Noct is brought up from birth to marry the accursed and trained in like, how to please his husband so that he can make sure to satisfy him so he won't come send the daemons and kill everyone.

Mostly it was an excuse to have a ceremonial wedding where Noct has to fast and then drink sex pollen and get carried in a parade down to a cave where he has to spend seven days and nights getting his brains fucked out by Ardyn and then they find out whether he succeeded at satisfying Ardyn or whether Ardyn killed him.

2) The Insomnia U college AU actual fic that I wanted that started the whole thing, which was Noct and Prompto moving in together into the third bedroom in Gladio and Ignis's apartment, and then slowly falling in love in a very adorable and sweet way. Instead I managed to write about Noct and Loqi getting it on after a party in a fuckbuddy relationship and about Noct catching Prompto jerking off with a bad dragon dildo. /shrug

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