spend seven days and nights getting his brains fucked out by Ardyn and then they find out whether he succeeded at satisfying Ardyn or whether Ardyn killed him

dksfjsah i'm losing it

it sounds super fucked-up and fascinating but somehow all I can think about is daemons manifesting as a sign of marital discord. like every myth about how this grouchy god living in a cave steals a glorious maiden and falls in love with her and then every time she gets pissed off at him the sky turns dark for Ten Years and there are Daemons because he's sulking

Insomnia U

is that what started this?? i have to admit i have been baffled but. just never questioned it