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(cue all my followers laughing their asses off at me for how fast I fell into hockey rpf fandom)

Dear Author, I am so excited to be involved in this exchange this year! I put specific prompts in the signup, but here are my general fanfic likes/dislikes. Please refer to the signup for prompts and DNWs, and I'm sorry in advance for making this so long!

I enjoy all sorts of fic, from PWP to fluffy friendship fic, as long it's the characters I like, though I do prefer romance and I definitely enjoy smut. One of the things I love about hockey RPF in particular is that it's all very masculine? Like I really enjoy that these guys can be tough hockey dudes, but still be expressive about their emotions. You know, like, get hit in the face with a puck, come right back out to play, and give your bros a lot of hugs and tell them how great they are.

For shippy fic, I prefer for it to be getting together/first time rather than established relationship. Exception: two people are in an established relationship and they're getting together with a third person for the first time.

Some tropes I like:

oh no he's hot
forced to share a bed
and they were roommates
arranged marriage/marriage of convenience
fake dating/fake married/fake relationship
didn't realize the person I was messaging on a hookup app was you
didn't realize that we were already basically dating/everyone else thought we were dating
we were just hooking up as bros but I caught feelings
hooking up as bros, without the feelings
snowed in/canadian shack/somehow stuck together
loser's forfeit (losing team sends a guy to get fucked by the winning team)
everyone messed around in juniors
rookie/veteran with a side of "wow I always admired you and now I get to actually talk to you"
we're drunk and happy we won, wait how did we end up in this position?
woke up in someone else's bed
social media drama
friends to lovers
enemies to lovers
enemies to friends to lovers or enemies to lovers to friends+lovers
relationship of convenience (for example: I'm a sub and you're the only dom, or I'm an omega going into heat and you're the only handy alpha)
you were feeling down and I made you feel better with sex
5+1 things
lost a bet so now we're doing some ridiculous activity together
drinking/party games ("never have I ever" reveals someone's surprising secret, I dare you to make out, etc.)
sex as a reward (e.g. hat trick blow jobs)

I would like to avoid non-hockey AUs, but here are some AUs I like provided they still involve the players playing hockey:

BDSM AU (everyone is dom/sub), especially if there's some kind of social stigma against one particular dynamic (usually subs but it's fun to subvert too)
kneeling verse, the one where rookies kneel for veteran players
A/B/O, but only if the omegas are not feminized and there's no breeding kink/discussion of mpreg (beyond "we need a condom"). Also I prefer not to refer to the characters' dynamics as if they were a different person? Like "his omega wanted to whine" as opposed to "he wanted to whine."
soulmark/soulmate but preferably on the less sappy end and the more subversion end, like, someone being worried that if people find out about their soulmark they'll get in trouble, or the two people not realizing that they have each other's soulmark, or the people who are soulmates are also rivals, or something
magical realism

Other stuff I like in fic:

happy endings!
cheerfully promiscuous characters/ethical sluts
supportive friends/wingmen, esp if they also tease character A about their feelings for character B
texting/social media usage where appropriate
character is afraid that if the public finds out they're bi/gay/etc. they'll have problems with their career (but everything turns out okay in the end)
romantic tension, like, the moment when one character turns around and the other is RIGHT THERE and OH MY GOD ARE THEY GOING TO KISS?!
competency kink
bisexual characters

Smutty likes (apologies in advance if this list contains stuff that is a squick for you, I put the tamer stuff up front):

DIRTY TALK but in a positive way (like talking about how good it feels, how hot the person is, what character A is going to do to character B)
masturbation
sexting
blow jobs
desperate to come
coming in pants
frottage
hand jobs
athletic fucking
manhandling
biological imperative for sex (heat, sex pollen, etc)
rimming (I will admit to enjoying the Nate-MacKinnon-loves-eating-ass trope), but please no kissing right after rimming
praising the other person's body
public sex or semi-public sex or other type of sex where they might be discovered
voyeurism/exhibitionism in general
putting someone on display
gangbang/group sex/orgy
facials
sex toy under clothes
overstimulation
collar + leash
crawling
face slapping
bondage
orgasm delay
making the other person beg/ask nicely for what they want
breathplay, though idk if that makes any sense at all for these ships
.....omorashi, which is literally the only bathroom-related thing I enjoy, the rest is all DNW

Smutty dislikes, beyond the stuff that's in my hard DNW list (these are just things I don't particularly care for, not active squicks):

creampie
excessive come eating
ass to mouth
come inflation
food-related kinks
humiliation of any type other than the "you're such a slut for my cock" type (I guess I enjoy positive humiliation/degrading praise, but I don't like just actual negative insulting humiliation)
gagging (as in, gagging on a dick, not like actual gags, those are fine)
feminization

DNW list copypasta'd from my signup: Genderbends, issuefic, non-hockey AUs, anything pregnancy-related (a/b/o is fine as long as it's not about mpreg), drug abuse, vomit, bathroom stuff, animals getting hurt, character death, underage where the underage character is less than 15, straight up noncon (dubcon is fine).

Wow, okay, that was a lot, sorry! I am really super excited to see whatever you come up with, even if it doesn't involve anything on my lists here!